⚓️ Privateerr ☠️¶
Ahoy, ye internet marauders! Welcome aboard Privateerr, the VPN vessel built for those who fancy their packets private and their connections cloaked in mystery. If yer browsing habits be nobody's business but yer own, you've dropped anchor in the right port.
🏴☠️ The Ship’s Purpose¶
Privateerr be a dockerized contraption for conjuring up a stealthy VPN connection using Private Internet Access (PIA) and WireGuard. It brews up secure configs, keeps yer network traffic sailing the high seas unseen, and makes your Synology or macOS system the digital equivalent of a ghost ship.
🔧 Built Like a Bloody Warship¶
- Brewed from submodules and shell scripts more tangled than Davy Jones’ beard
- Commands handled by a
Makefile
so slick, it practically swabs the deck for you - Tested in the rough waters of NAS and the foggy coasts of macOS
- Keeps yer secrets stashed tight—nary a bit leaks from this hull
🦜 Life Aboard¶
Forget manual setup. With Privateerr, you shout make up
, and the whole blasted thing hoists itself into motion like a crew o’ loyal deckhands.
Ye want logs? Aye. Secrets? Guarded like buried treasure. Configs? Generated on the spot. This be VPN seafaring with style.
☠️ Ye Be Warned¶
Just because Privateerr runs like the wind on yer Synology schooner or Mac dinghy don’t mean it'll play nice in uncharted waters. Some ports may hide monsters. Always back up yer .env
, guard yer wg0.conf
, and don’t let Google catch wind of yer course.
🏴☠️ Sail quiet. Sail clever. And may your packets always be encrypted and your logs forever lost at sea. ⚓️